n3kok4nno:

Reblog if you are a homestuck blog and I will follow you. No really I want to follow everyone in this fucking fandom.

wendythang:

a couple of boyfriends just in from a busy day of desecrating the shit out of the local ruins!

plus BONUS SMOOCHDOODLE!!!

infinite-jubilation:

today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down. 

we arent allowed to share personal things in class anymore.

#i have a spiritual connection w this gifset

All we accomplished in 5 hours of birthday baking. :P
T’was one roaring ripsnorter of a confectionery.

theepichumor:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

lalo-arutan:

okay dudes my body is ready ok

if u reblog this post until January 14th 

im gonna draw u a little picture of the first character i see on ur blog ok?

it will look like this one:

with ur url and a cute lil message included and all that stuff.

so lets begin… whatever its not like someone will reblog this or anything, u bakas

anclrew:

basically if i follow you i want to be ur friend

we interrupt your ranting and hipster pictures to bring you a seductive banana.